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Humor on the Map

Funny, smutty, and real places on USGS Topographic maps

All the places in this blog are actual place names on official United States Geological Survey (USGS) topographic maps. Look ‘em up if you don’t believe me! All the maps are unretouched.

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Dunghill Church, Garrett County MD

Dunghill Church, Garrett County MD

Not far from Accident, MD which may explain the dung hill…

A topographic feature called “The Dunghill” is nearby, NE corner of the map – it may be shaped like a pile of manure? In any case, why on earth would you name a church after it?

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Crapo Lake, Minnesota

Oh, Crapo, we’re supposed to swim in that?

Crapo Lake, Otsego County Minnesota

Probably from the French word for toad, which is “crapaud.”

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Kaka Arizona

Kinda childish, eh?

Kaka Arizona, Maricopa County

Origin: Native name.

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Flat Rock Indiana

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Two Johns Maryland

Handy – if someone is using one of them…

Two Johns, Maryland, Carolina County

Origin: Probably there were two guys with the same name.

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Yellow Water Reservoir and Snoose Creek Montana

Maybe the Snoose colored the water?

Yellow Water Reservoir and Snoose Creek, Montana, Petroleum County

Descriptive, I guess

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Number Two Brook New Hampshire

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Number One River Alaska

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Pee Pee Creek Ohio

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Pee Pee, Ohio

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Whiskey Dick Mountain Washington

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Yellow Water Canyon Arizona

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